A Week as Howard Stern

This has been one of the craziest stretches of time in our entire history...

It started with our show Friday, which went well... shortly after, the channel manager's broadcast started prematurely, and revealed him on the phone with a higher-up at YouNow who was trying to talk him into cancelling our show. He defended us to the very end and was the sole reason we are still alive on that network. We got more complaints from retards who think the characters in our show are real people, having real interactions. The conclusion was the network wanted what the network always wants... numbers.

We began an all-hands-on-deck promotion that has gone very poorly, as all but a few people have failed to spend five minutes inviting people to the Facebook event we created. We began planning an all-star show with extra preparation for all of our best characters...

...Among this, two groups have sprung up out of nowhere, whose sole purpose is to mock, degrade, and talk people out of being part of D-Student: The "A-Students" and "V-Unit". The irony is both groups are led by friends of D-Student, whom are so damn good snake-charmers they really have people coming out of the wood-works now openly blasting their dislike for D-Student, all for reasons that aren't even real (the typical misunderstandings... sexual exploitation of women, being a cult, forcing members to get naked, making people pay to be members). People are more inclined to believe their own imagination than someone presenting facts anyway, but with two groups of people now backing the imagination, it's now pouring out into the open and now phone calls are coming in to me from the one of the people behind the movement, saying "dude I'm sorry, this went way too far... I did not expect this."

At D-Student, we like wrestling... it's soap opera for men. And that's what we do. And I don't mind writing about this here, because no one's opinion will change anyway even if they read this. They will believe the characters and actions in the drama are all real.  So we roll with it... this Friday night will be the biggest controversial night in YouNow history. I am the puppet master, pulling all the strings... but the puppets are real, and so are all the lines they say. But it's not because people are stupid... our performers are just THAT good. It is a pleasure to work with them.

Just another mindfuck brought to you by D-Student Productions.