7 Reasons to Join D-Student Productions
D-Students have their own way of looking at life: Money rules nothing around us. All we care about is friendship. Friendship doesn't keep a tab of who spends what where. Friends all pitch in what they can, when they can. You don't have to kiss anybody's ass, you can joke around, and you can say what you really think, even to the leader. Just be there when it matters, and be there as much as you can just to have fun.
D-Students have our own phrases and inside jokes, like "I fucked a trash can", "boat racing", scoring a "winning lotto ticket", and more. Everyone has an imitation of Joey.
We have our own hats, t-shirts, jacket patches, and many D-Students chop them up into even more unique designs.
We have multiple chapters throughout the world, and hundreds of other D-Students scattered around. Chances are no matter where you are (on the run), there's somebody nearby you could get in touch with for help.
We're all very weird in our own different ways, and because of that, no one judges each other. You can let your freak flag fly here. Everybody has unusual interests, kinks, philosophies, and especially looks.
There aren't too many rules to follow; mostly common sense stuff. There's nothing to worship, no humiliating initiations, and no contracts to sign. You can come and go as you want.
For girls, no one will ever call you a slut. Sexual freedom is the greatest inequality between men and women right now. D-Student Productions evens the playing field. In fact, we encourage you to explore your sexuality, regardless of where you stand morally. We have girls that never, ever go wild or fool around or show off their bodies and we treat them with the same respect as the girls who love to get naked, get laid, and get others naked and laid. If you want to be treated like a person instead of a trophy (or doormat), you'll like hanging out with us. While we like to use naughty media for propaganda, we only use what we have permission to use. What you see on the internet is only 5% of what we have seen and done; we know it's hard to be a beautiful woman and don't want to embarrass you at work or in front of your family. You can be a star or you can exist only in the shadows, it's your choice.
For guys, no one will ever say your dick is too small. You can whip out whatever you got, and no one will tease or make fun of you. Very few things in life are a big deal on their own (cancer, war, famine). Most everything else, we make into a big deal even though it doesn't have to be. Confidence will get you a lot farther in love and in life than the size of your dick ever will. We teach men to be confident in themselves and how to be leaders in the group and in their own lives.
A lot of us were lone wolves that never intended on belonging to anything, but we gave D-Student Productions a chance and are better off for it. The concern about joining a group is one's own individuality is compromised, but not here. We empower the individual by giving them access to resources they didn't have before... whether it's artistic tools, or man-power, or even an extra set of hands to move things, or brains to pick for feedback. If you'll accept us for all our wacky ways, we'll accept you too.
Some of us never had anybody at all; no reliable family or friends. We had to show them the basics, of how to say thank you, offer to pitch in for gas, teach them how to act in different social situations. In some areas, D-Student Productions is frowned upon for associating ourselves with "social retards" but somebody had to show them the ropes of life and give them a chance. If not us, then who? Not every story was a success, but we'll take our losses to get to taste victory from time to time.
The bad guys all travel in packs. Shouldn't the good guys too? Behind the propaganda and slogans, good people is what we really try to be and look for in others. Good character beats good looks and personality every time over here.
We go on a lot of field trips. We have one last Vegas trip and then we pick new locations like Mardi Gras, Florida, Lake Tahoe, Havasu, Frisco, and many more. If you like to sit around and watch Netflix with your buddies while you smoke a bowl and drink beer, this is not the club for you. We're always on the move doing something (you can still smoke and drink), visiting someone, and going out and experiencing life outside of the couch. You don't need to be wealthy to come along; if you got $5 to pitch in for gas, you're doing better than some.
On a whim, we've gone all the way out to Lancaster (2 hour drive from Fullerton). We've kidnapped our friends, told them we were doing to dinner, and it turned into breakfast in Vegas. Sometimes we'll go to Wal-Mart at 3am and do goofy shit. We've invaded Comic Con, movie sets, porn sets, commercials, parties, raves... you never know where we'll show up next.
We all push each other to be better versions of ourselves. Whether it's responding to trouble more maturely, or getting control over addictions, we all work together to reach our individual and group potential. Sometimes it's uncomfortable but it's only because we believe in you. We see what you have to offer and encourage you to turn your weaknesses into strengths. If you want to be a dead beat and hang out with people that have no ambition, this isn't the group for you.
We've helped launch many successful careers, helping artists hone their craft and promoting their work. As a result, D-Student Productions has changed and grown a lot. We started out making goofy YouTube videos in Army barracks. We got more serious over the years, and now we're attending penthouse parties with porn stars and celebrities in Las Vegas. How'd that happen? A very powerful person saw how much we loved each other as friends and wanted to hang out with us too.
If you join D-Student, chances are at some point you will have to act like a kid again. You'll be put in costumes, maybe even make-up. You'll be told to say silly things, do silly things, and do them on camera or in public.
We like to cook and eat. If you want good company for Taco Tuesdays, this is the place for you. If you're a connoisseur of pizza, peanut butter, or coffee, this is the place for you.
The city of Fullerton gave us an award for our contributions to the community. If the city counsel could send one of its members to our 10th anniversary party to present us with a certificate of achievement, we must be doing something right. Not bad for a band of pirates and pro-wrestling fans. The real reason is we quietly do a lot of charity work, like feeding the homeless and collecting money for people that don't have anything at christmas time. We've given away money, clothes, even computers.
Everybody has a skill to contribute. Everybody needs those skills at some point in their life... we have hair stylists, photographers, computer techs, video editors, set builders, actors, musicians, DJs, and much more. We're a one-stop shop for creative talent.
There will be a time in your life when you are all grown up and regret not having more fun before you had a lot of responsibilities and not enough time left for yourself. Even if that time is now, you can still come by once every six months for a great time.
When you look back at your life, what will you remember? The 50% of the time you spent at work or in traffic? The other 20% you spent shitting or eating? Or will you remember the crazy personalities, unfiltered stories, and bizarre humor of your time spent with D-Student Productions.
Were you there the time Jenn peed in the lobby planter because she couldn't hold her bladder, and then when Joey got so drunk he couldn't remember what floor our hotel room was on, so he started sniffing planters to find the one that smelled like piss so he knew he was on the right floor?
Were you there when Jeremy was so excited to talk to some girl, that he accidentally ran through the pond?
Were you there for the clown party? The sleepover orgy? Remember the bat-shit crazy chick who originally started the Twisted Queens and left after two weeks?
Were you there when black guys complimented Joey and Aaron's suits? One of them happened to be Krazy Bone, and we didn't know it until he went on stage and grabbed the mic.
Were you at the after party in Vegas that was so wild, girls were climbing in through our window to join in on the fun?
Will you be there for the Mardi Gras invasion in 2018? Will you be there on a random Wednesday night when we have a fire pit and deep conversation about life? Will you be there when we have a gig lined up for a famous celebrity who wants to try their hand at photography and needs some models? Will you listen to D-Student Radio, watch D-Student videos on YouTube, and share them proudly with your friends? Will you be there at rope drop, when we open the warehouse for the first time?
Some of you will read this and scoff and say "yea, but do you even have a mission statement?" Yea, we do. You can read the technical stuff in our SOP, or just watch this video if you still don't get it...